There are 4 categories of beings on this earth...

Herbivores
Carnivores
Omnivores &
Virginomores
In increasing order of intelligence...

Miss You

Love DC

Dare I make a sound
For my mother shall hear
As I totter around
here n there.
And then they ll be mad
on my brother
and i just cant,
cant see him suffer.
So one of these days
m gonna run away
cause i know his loving heart
wont allow him to give me away.
I am not a commodity
am not some pillow cover
I am what they call a dog
but for Him am his brother.
For him i am,
i am a pillow cover
for he puts his head on me
like a lover's on a lover.
He doesnt say a word
and neither do i
as he watches me tear apart
everything that catches my eye.
He doesnt have to say it
but i know,i know as the time flies
m always on his mind
i can see it in his eyes.
He takes care of my needs
n covers up for my naughty deeds,
never forgets to feed me in time
n responds to my every whine
i wonder why it was me
on whom god, his love, chose to shine
And as we sat there
just him n me
wondering whats in store
whats planned for us by thee
I knew one thing n wanted to tell him
that i shall never forget n shall always love him
And so it was
n so it had to be
that by sunday i was gone
but not my memory
for he wrote this song
n he wrote it for me!!

Daniel Chopra

Paleej... :(

ae khuda insaaf kar

iss bande ko tu ab maaf kar

do teen crore ka draft de de

kabhi to kuch aisa kar

kabhi to kuch aisa kar

kabhi tujhse kuch maanga nahin

cell phone mein balance nahin

ghar waalon se finance nahin

zyaada kuch demand nahin

ek unlimited credit card dilade

aaj tu inkar na kar

aaj tu inkar na kar

Letter to Mr.DontGiveHimAname

Dear Mr.DGHAN

I know I am writing for the first time, thats why I dont know where to start.
Your precious gift, my life, has been the only roller coster ride I have enjoyed so far.. I know it isnt easy for u, with corps like DisneyLand offering stiff competition.. Keep yourself upgraded i'd say.. M going to Mumbai by end of this month, lets c what Essel world has to offer!!

Mr.DGHAN Thank U for giving me only 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms,2 ears, one nose n one... The news these days about dogs with 5 legs n children with tails scare the shit out of me!! Moreover with the news channels playin the same news over n over all day, one'd worry there r too many such creatures out on the loose.. But I trust u hv the situation under control. I hv my fingers crossed neways..

Mr.DGHAN I also want to thank you for providing me with a spare sister.. that way I hv always had one on my side during verbal combats.. it comes in handy to have a woman on ur side!!!

How could i forget to thank you for the lessons u have taught me, the last one ,especially, was pretty tough, yes the one by Nirvana- "come as you are".

Well, Mr.DGHAN, i hope this thank you letter suffices with ur conditions and shall facilitate my transfer to the 'good children' list, atleast for this christmas!!

Your faithfullest
Saurabh

ps: How could i forget to thank you for the most precious gift u hv given me,the enchanting, multi-talented, n the most caring n loving (terrorising) person ever ms.Guneet ;)